Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Blue Flames


Dear Doctor Vibrator,
I have the Magic Wand style vibrator and she has gone from a that quiet buzzing sound to sounding like a small jackhammer. I realize my neighbors must think I'm doing a woodworking project. So far no-one has asked if they can borrow any of my tools though.
Years ago I had a vibrator who started making funny noises then one day burst into blue flames. I'm concerned from my past experience that my noisier-by-the-day Magic Wand is about to go down blue flame street too.
Can you please tell me what to do?
Sincerely,
Concerned about Noise

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